Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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