I wanna bring you to show and tell
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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