As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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