you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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