the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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