I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
i think im in europe. pls send help
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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