well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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