just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Alive.
So much puke
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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