I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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