we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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