So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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