Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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