Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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