what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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