i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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