if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
they're like a gay fantastic four
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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