So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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