are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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