i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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