At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
