we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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