This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
