I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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