what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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