it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Randomize
