So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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