The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
this is an emotional support booty call
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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