Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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