Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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