What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
