Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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