hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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