it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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