if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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