And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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