I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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