D3 body, D1 cock
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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