Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
smell my finger.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Randomize