Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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