I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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