so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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