I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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