she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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