I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
should my penis look like a turkey
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
And my parents said I crawled through the house
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
