She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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