If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
