why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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