MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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