So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
