I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
they need to just BURY HIM!
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Randomize
