Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
