I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
