He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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