He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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