what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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