Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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