What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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