Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I party with great urgency now.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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