My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
COCAINE IS GR8
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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