i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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