Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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