I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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